Monday, January 01, 1990

Chuck Norris vs Steven Segal - Round 1

God - This match is a Hell in the Cell. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Chuck Norris!!! (crowd cheers **************)

[Chuck Norris comes to the ring. ]

God - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Steven Segal!!! (crowd cheers **********)

[Steven Segal walks to the ring. Mr. T is the referee for this contest. Steven Segal gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Chuck Norris. Mr. T checks Steven Segal's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Chuck Norris pins Steven Segal against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Steven Segal delivers a kick to the head of Chuck Norris. Steven Segal covers Chuck Norris hooking the leg. Mr. T counts. ...1 ...2 Chuck Norris kicks out. ]

Devil - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Steven Segal kicks Chuck Norris in the back of the leg. Chuck Norris gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Steven Segal. Steven Segal climbs to his feet. Steven Segal covers Chuck Norris. Mr. T counts. ...1 Chuck Norris escapes. ]

God - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Chuck Norris.

[Chuck Norris gets up. Steven Segal executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Chuck Norris. Steven Segal executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chuck Norris. Steven Segal measures Chuck Norris up and drops a closed fist. Steven Segal uses a closed fist on Chuck Norris. ]

God - Steven Segal executes a punch.

[Steven Segal hiptosses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris stands up. Chuck Norris picks up Steven Segal and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker. ]

Devil - That shoulderbreaker was very good.

[Chuck Norris hooks Steven Segal in an armlock leglock submission. Mr. T asks Steven Segal if he quits. ... Steven Segal trys to escape. ... Steven Segal trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Chuck Norris breaks the hold. Chuck Norris connects with a flying knee. Steven Segal goes down. Chuck Norris puts Steven Segal in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Devil - Steven Segal takes a arm grapevine.

[Steven Segal is up again. Steven Segal hits Chuck Norris with a heart punch. Chuck Norris is back on his feet. Chuck Norris rakes the face of Steven Segal in attempt to make a come back. ]

God - Chuck Norris with a face rake.

[Steven Segal hits a spinning leg lariat on Chuck Norris sending him to the mat. Chuck Norris is up again. Chuck Norris pulls Steven Segal's hair. ]

God - Steven Segal takes a hair pull.

[Steven Segal hits Chuck Norris with the back of his elbow. ]

Devil - Steven Segal executes a back elbow.

[Steven Segal spinning mule kicks Chuck Norris. Steven Segal knees Chuck Norris and rolls back to his feet. Steven Segal rolls onto Chuck Norris connecting with a knee. Steven Segal superkicks Chuck Norris. Steven Segal measures Chuck Norris up and drops a closed fist. Steven Segal gets up. Steven Segal covers Chuck Norris. Mr. T counts. ...1 ...2 Chuck Norris escapes. ]

Devil - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Chuck Norris with a takeover suplex on Steven Segal. Now Chuck Norris standing. Chuck Norris swings a steel chair and hits Steven Segal. Steven Segal is bleeding as a result. ]

God - Blood is all over the ring.

[Chuck Norris piledrives Steven Segal into the mat. Steven Segal is up again. Chuck Norris gets hit with a back heel kick. Chuck Norris gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Steven Segal. Steven Segal executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chuck Norris. ]

Devil - Chuck Norris takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Chuck Norris mule kicks Steven Segal. Chuck Norris grabs Steven Segal and applies an arm wrench. Steven Segal is back on his feet. Steven Segal jabs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris bounces Steven Segal off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Chuck Norris is back on his feet. Chuck Norris fist drops Steven Segal on the mat. ]

God - Chuck Norris with a fist drop.

[Chuck Norris moves back to his feet. Steven Segal stands up. Steven Segal dropkicks Chuck Norris to the face. Now Steven Segal standing. Steven Segal executes a leg hammerlock on Chuck Norris. Referee Mr. T is checking for a tap out. ... Chuck Norris is fighting the hold. ... Chuck Norris trys to escape. ... Chuck Norris is fighting the hold. Steven Segal breaks the hold. Steven Segal drops Chuck Norris on some tacks. Chuck Norris gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Steven Segal. Steven Segal gets back to his feet. Steven Segal measures Chuck Norris up and drops a closed fist. ]

Devil - Chuck Norris takes a fist drop.

[Steven Segal gets back to his feet. Chuck Norris gets back to his feet. Chuck Norris hits Steven Segal with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ]

God - Chuck Norris with a rolling elbow smash.

[Steven Segal gets hit with the shooting star press from Chuck Norris. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Steven Segal kicks out. ]

Devil - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Steven Segal.

[Steven Segal hits him with a back fist. Chuck Norris puts Steven Segal on the top rope and executes a superplex. Chuck Norris kicks Steven Segal on the tacks. ]

God - Chuck Norris executes a stomp.

[Steven Segal punches Chuck Norris in the gut. Steven Segal gets elbowed to his midsection by Steven Segal. Chuck Norris does a cartwheel and kicks Steven Segal in the face. ]

God - cartwheel kick!

[Steven Segal kicks Chuck Norris in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the tacks. Steven Segal chants start. Chuck Norris moves away from the tacks. Steven Segal swings a steel chair and hits Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is bleeding as a result. ]

God - Did you see that last move?

<E - Yes sir!

[Steven Segal leg drops Chuck Norris. Steven Segal swings a steel chair and hits Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is bleeding as a result. ]

God - Steven Segal is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Steven Segal knee drops Chuck Norris. Steven Segal climbs to his feet. Steven Segal covers Chuck Norris. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Chuck Norris kicks out. ]

God - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[Chuck Norris is up again. Steven Segal hooks Chuck Norris in an armlock leglock submission. Referee Mr. T is checking for a tap out. ... Steven Segal tightens the hold. ... Chuck Norris escapes. Steven Segal and Chuck Norris move to ringside. ]

Devil - The World Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling program on television.

[Chuck Norris is hit with a backward kick. Chuck Norris gets up. Chuck Norris hiptosses Steven Segal. Steven Segal does a cartwheel and kicks Chuck Norris in the face. Chuck Norris gets back to his feet. Steven Segal pins Chuck Norris against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Chuck Norris drives a forearm into the head of Steven Segal. ]

God - forearm smash!

[Chuck Norris gouges Steven Segal's eyes out. Steven Segal grabs Chuck Norris by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Chuck Norris applies the clawhold on Steven Segal. Chuck Norris with a high crossbody on Steven Segal. ]

Devil - Chuck Norris with a high cross body.

[Steven Segal gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Chuck Norris. ]

God - Chuck Norris with a diving elbow smash.

[Chuck Norris gets back to his feet. Chuck Norris executes a corkscrew legdrop on Steven Segal. Chuck Norris moves back to his feet. Steven Segal leg lariats Chuck Norris, sending him to the ringside mat. Steven Segal takes Chuck Norris back into the ring. Steven Segal goes for a leg drop but Chuck Norris dodges the attack. Chuck Norris gets locked into the headscissors submission by Steven Segal. Mr. T is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) Steven Segal breaks the hold. Steven Segal sends Chuck Norris to the floor. Steven Segal goes out after him. ]

Devil - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Steven Segal knee drops Chuck Norris. Steven Segal stands up. Steven Segal rolls onto Chuck Norris connecting with a knee. Steven Segal executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chuck Norris. Steven Segal is back on his feet. Now Chuck Norris standing. Chuck Norris hits a koppo kick on Steven Segal. Steven Segal is back on his feet. Steven Segal uppercuts Chuck Norris. Steven Segal executes the jumping sidekick on Chuck Norris. ]

God - Chuck Norris takes a jumping sidekick.

[Chuck Norris is up again. Chuck Norris hits a spinning leg lariat on Steven Segal sending him to the ringside mat. Chuck Norris rolls onto Steven Segal connecting with a knee. Steven Segal legsweeps Chuck Norris. Steven Segal knees Chuck Norris and rolls back to his feet. Steven Segal kicks Chuck Norris in the groin. Steven Segal hits a koppo kick on Chuck Norris. ]

God - Steven Segal with a koppo kick.

[Chuck Norris gets up. Steven Segal with a headscissors takeover on Chuck Norris. Steven Segal chants start. Chuck Norris gets up. Steven Segal dropkicks Chuck Norris. Steven Segal is back on his feet. Chuck Norris rolls into the ring. Steven Segal follows. Steven Segal throws the steel steps at Chuck Norris. ]

Devil - My God!! What a match!

[Chuck Norris gets back to his feet. Steven Segal gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Chuck Norris short lariats Steven Segal. Steven Segal is back on his feet. Steven Segal takes Chuck Norris down with a knee. Steven Segal executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chuck Norris. Steven Segal is back on his feet. Now Chuck Norris standing. Steven Segal gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. ]

Devil - Chuck Norris executes a backspin armdrag.

[Steven Segal gets hit with the shooting star press from Chuck Norris. Mr. T counts the pin. ...1 Steven Segal kicks out. Steven Segal stands up. Steven Segal mule kicks Chuck Norris. ]

God - Chuck Norris takes a mule kick.

[Chuck Norris is back on his feet. Steven Segal is hit with a backward kick. Chuck Norris hits Steven Segal with an elbowdrop. Chuck Norris stands up. Steven Segal gets up. Chuck Norris shoulder tackles Steven Segal. Chuck Norris gets back to his feet. Chuck Norris grabs Steven Segal and applies an arm wrench. Steven Segal climbs to his feet. Steven Segal leg lariats Chuck Norris, sending him to the mat. Chuck Norris gets locked into the headscissors submission by Steven Segal. Mr. T asks Chuck Norris if he quits. ... Chuck Norris is fighting the hold. ... Chuck Norris is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Chuck Norris escapes. Steven Segal knee drops Chuck Norris. Steven Segal climbs to his feet. Steven Segal covers Chuck Norris hooking the leg. Mr. T counts. ...1 ...2 Chuck Norris escapes. ]

God - That was almost the end of the match right there!

[Steven Segal legsweeps Chuck Norris. ]

Devil - legsweep!

[Chuck Norris gets back to his feet. Steven Segal executes the jumping sidekick on Chuck Norris. Steven Segal measures Chuck Norris up and drops a closed fist. Steven Segal gets up. Chuck Norris is back on his feet. Chuck Norris uses a snap mare takeover on Steven Segal. Steven Segal gets hit with the shooting star press from Chuck Norris. Mr. T counts. ...1 Steven Segal escapes. Steven Segal is up again. Steven Segal jabs Chuck Norris. ]

Devil - Steven Segal with a jab.

[Steven Segal mule kicks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Steven Segal. Steven Segal is back on his feet. Steven Segal rolls onto Chuck Norris connecting with a knee. Now Chuck Norris standing. Chuck Norris executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Steven Segal's head onto the mat. Chuck Norris chants start. ]

God - Good springboard bulldog by Chuck Norris.

[Now Chuck Norris standing. Chuck Norris drops Steven Segal on some tacks. Chuck Norris throws the steel steps at Steven Segal. Chuck Norris executes a corkscrew legdrop on Steven Segal. Chuck Norris stands up. Steven Segal is back on his feet. Steven Segal uppercuts Chuck Norris. ]

God - Steven Segal executes a uppercut.

[Steven Segal hits a spinning leg lariat on Chuck Norris sending him to the tacks. Chuck Norris gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Steven Segal. Steven Segal gets back to his feet. Chuck Norris is back on his feet. Chuck Norris neck snaps Steven Segal. Steven Segal kicks Chuck Norris in the back of the leg. Steven Segal measures Chuck Norris up and drops a closed fist. Now Steven Segal standing. Steven Segal with a headscissors takeover on Chuck Norris. ]

Devil - What an outstanding match!

[Steven Segal trys for a leg drop but Chuck Norris avoids it. Chuck Norris is back on his feet. Steven Segal throws the steel steps at Chuck Norris. Steven Segal kicks Chuck Norris in the head. Chuck Norris gets back to his feet. Chuck Norris tackles Steven Segal. ]

God - Chuck Norris executes a football tackle.

[Steven Segal climbs to his feet. Steven Segal spinning mule kicks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris climbs to his feet. Steven Segal kicks Chuck Norris in the groin. Chuck Norris executes a jawbreakeron Steven Segal. ]

Devil - Steven Segal takes a jawbreaker.

[Chuck Norris gets back to his feet. Steven Segal gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Chuck Norris. Steven Segal gets hit with the shooting star press from Chuck Norris. Mr. T counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Steven Segal kicks out. ]

God - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Steven Segal.

[Now Steven Segal standing. Chuck Norris is hit with a backward kick. Steven Segal executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chuck Norris. ]

God - Steven Segal with a corkscrew legdrop.

[Steven Segal gets back to his feet. Chuck Norris climbs to his feet. Chuck Norris with a huge fisherman buster on Steven Segal. Chuck Norris chants start. Chuck Norris climbs to his feet. Steven Segal moves away from the tacks. Chuck Norris measures Steven Segal up and drops a closed fist. Chuck Norris climbs to his feet. Chuck Norris hits Steven Segal with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Chuck Norris kicks Steven Segal on the mat. ]

God - stomp!

[Chuck Norris puts Steven Segal in an arm grapevine submission. Steven Segal hits a koppo kick on Chuck Norris. ]

Devil - Steven Segal with a koppo kick.

[Chuck Norris climbs to his feet. Steven Segal gets hit with a dragon scerw from Chuck Norris. ]

God - Steven Segal takes a dragon screw.

[Chuck Norris stands up. Chuck Norris rolls onto Steven Segal connecting with a knee. Chuck Norris measures Steven Segal up and drops a closed fist. Chuck Norris moves back to his feet. Steven Segal is back on his feet. Steven Segal kicks Chuck Norris in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Chuck Norris moves back to his feet. Chuck Norris jabs Steven Segal. ]

Devil - Steven Segal takes a jab.

[Chuck Norris short clothslines Steven Segal. Now Steven Segal standing. Steven Segal punches Chuck Norris in the gut. Steven Segal chants start. Steven Segal punches Chuck Norris in the head. Steven Segal slams Chuck Norris on the tacks! Steven Segal dropkicks Chuck Norris to the face. Steven Segal chants start. Now Steven Segal standing. Steven Segal knees Chuck Norris and rolls back to his feet. Chuck Norris gets back to his feet. Steven Segal uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Chuck Norris down. Steven Segal covers Chuck Norris hooking the leg. Referee Mr. T makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Devil - We've got ourselves a winner!

God - The winner of this match, Steven Segal!!!

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